Oh now you get on board with the what-the-fucking.
I'm pink. I hate pink. It's fine for a skin color for other people but I am not pink. I am blue. Though technically I'm still blue...if you count my eyes. And why the fuck am I blonde? It's like someone waved a wand and went "eh, we take back that whole inconvenient physical mutation bit...but we really didn't like her much as a redhead, let's try blonde, they have more fun I hear."
And, yeah, I feel fine. Everything works just as well as it did before I turned pink. I don't know how but somehow this is Garrison's fault regardless of his color preference.
You know, I conveniently have a case of very good Scotch laying about. Sadly, I am currently working. Clearly I will need to make a date with it later. Particularly since I can better appreciate it with my own metabolism.
What is with guys having a hard on for me being blue? I prefer me being me to being Laura because she's short, though her mutation is dead useful, but everyone's got a blue fixation.
Yeah, no, not Anna levels of pink. God, I might actually take extreme measures in that case. No offense to Anna, she's lovely pink but me? Not so much. I've got no fucking clue how it happened either. I was blue, then I walked out my door and I was peach by time I turned to lock it. Hence the swearing you heard.
I was assuming you meant food until you got to Swedish. Unless you were offering me meatballs. In that case I feel like we've crossed over a line that is not appropriate for public view.
Did you mention me? Hell, they probably know I'm involved from the order. I asked once why they didn't give naan proportional to the amount of sauce in my chicken tikka masala. She's been giving me extra naan since. Usually there's four or five per tikka masala order. She's very considerate this way.
I am starving. All I've done for the past week is read files of cases from when I was gone and fix their reports and the filing and do annoying background check type work. Boredom makes me hungry.
My reports, all two of them, were perfect, merci. Though I cannot say much for the filing system. Since Laurie has been gone, I think no one has paid so much attention to it. This is something, at least, that I can help with. I promise, I will not even go so fast that the papers fly out of their folders.
Et oui, I think the woman knew this order was partly for you, so it is good you're hungry.
That would be fantastic. Destroying the filing whilst attempting to organize it is a little bit counterproductive for obvious reasons. And, yes, your reports were fine. It was more our temporary help that missed stuff and the like. I can't really blame them with the limited number of permanent people about to be sure they were doing it right. When Laurie had to stop helping out we were effectively down more than half the office, after all.
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Date: 2011-11-17 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(Read: I am pink-ish. I am me, but pink. Why the fuck am I pink? I am not supposed to be people-colored.)
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:41 pm (UTC)You're pink-ish, and yet you're you... that's... what the fuck?!
Are you okay?
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:46 pm (UTC)I'm pink. I hate pink. It's fine for a skin color for other people but I am not pink. I am blue. Though technically I'm still blue...if you count my eyes. And why the fuck am I blonde? It's like someone waved a wand and went "eh, we take back that whole inconvenient physical mutation bit...but we really didn't like her much as a redhead, let's try blonde, they have more fun I hear."
Fucking hell
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:52 pm (UTC)This is incredibly odd. You feel okay physically? Can you still use your powers?
You're a very pretty blonde if that's any consolation, though I'm sure it isn't.
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Date: 2011-11-17 11:01 pm (UTC)And, yeah, I feel fine. Everything works just as well as it did before I turned pink. I don't know how but somehow this is Garrison's fault regardless of his color preference.
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Date: 2011-11-18 07:47 am (UTC)have I turned into a fetish in my natural form?
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Date: 2011-11-18 08:17 am (UTC)And you're also not happy being peach, which takes away from the appreciation of it.
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Date: 2011-11-18 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-18 08:32 am (UTC)"Have you been to see Hank?" however, is.
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Date: 2011-11-18 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-18 09:11 am (UTC)Besides, I can't say the first with any confidence at all unless I see you in person. Dinner, out, sometime soon?
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Date: 2011-11-18 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-19 12:35 am (UTC)I have something I've been meaning to talk to you about anyway.
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Date: 2011-11-19 10:24 am (UTC)Oh no, not ominous. Just some business stuff I wanted to talk to you about.
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Date: 2011-11-18 03:17 pm (UTC)And like the man says, it's because the blue is part of the package.
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Date: 2011-11-18 09:24 pm (UTC)I am starving. All I've done for the past week is read files of cases from when I was gone and fix their reports and the filing and do annoying background check type work. Boredom makes me hungry.
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Date: 2011-11-18 09:37 pm (UTC)Et oui, I think the woman knew this order was partly for you, so it is good you're hungry.
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