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[x_copycat]

The question of the night: What do you suppose the cops will say when the guy with the broken elbow, knees and hand turns up at the ER and claims his assailant looked exactly like him only in different clothes? I don't actually know if you can fix broken knees. I guess they could give him synthetic replacements, though. An elbow is a bitch to heal, takes forever.

He won't be tagging any houses for a while, though.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Poor dog. Taking it out on living creatures that aren't the guilty party just isn't fair.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I actually think it was just old, but he insists she poisoned it. They have that sort of marriage where they blame one another for every bad thing in their lives since the day they met. I have yet to see any reason why they should continue to be married.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Habit, I guess.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

That is a terrible reason. Should I have be nuts enough to marry anyone and it gets to the point where we are married because we're used to being married I hope someone beats me over the head until I leave the damn marriage. Because that's ridiculous.