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The question of the night: What do you suppose the cops will say when the guy with the broken elbow, knees and hand turns up at the ER and claims his assailant looked exactly like him only in different clothes? I don't actually know if you can fix broken knees. I guess they could give him synthetic replacements, though. An elbow is a bitch to heal, takes forever.
He won't be tagging any houses for a while, though.
He won't be tagging any houses for a while, though.
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But I will be taking you up on that. Just not tonight as I apparently need to investigate whether or not this guy's wife poisoned their prize winning poodle to get back at him. (Seriously people?)
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