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[x_copycat]

The question of the night: What do you suppose the cops will say when the guy with the broken elbow, knees and hand turns up at the ER and claims his assailant looked exactly like him only in different clothes? I don't actually know if you can fix broken knees. I guess they could give him synthetic replacements, though. An elbow is a bitch to heal, takes forever.

He won't be tagging any houses for a while, though.

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

See, and I'd've just tied him up and tossed him in a ditch with snapped fingers.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Humiliation and pain are excellent teachers, but that is the sort of thing you recover from. A giant cast while vital joints heal gives you the sort of time to truly consider your current path in life. And people thinking you're batshit crazy because you insist you got the shit kicked out of you by yourself? Now there's the humiliation factor.