Dear Global Warming...

...or whatever the fuck is giving us a tornado warning,

If I wanted to deal with tornadoes I'd move to Kansas or wherever it is in the middle of the country that gets them. I'm over the torrential downpours and freaky weather warnings and the actual crazy weather we've had for the past 12 bloody months or so. I really hope this isn't just Ororo having a really bad week.

I'll just be holed up over here while the wind tries to uproot buildings.