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I thought cats were supposed to be independent and not needing anyone for anything. So where do the demand for petting come in? If you're that independent shouldn't you be above needing others to pet you? (Also, that bite left punctures, that's damn adamant about petting.)

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There's a lot of stuff I have to basically ignore. Anything that comes out of the body, so all the wastes, blood, pretty stinky. Also very annoying? People who don't shower. Not, like, people who can't, because hey, that's not necessarily their fault, but people who don't. If you've got a 400 dollar iPhone and expensive shoes, and smell like you're 4 days unwashed, you are NOT COOL.

And yeah, the dead are pretty goddamn stinky. Also terrifying, you know, when they're dead and moving around. (And you thought the WHALE was freaky?)

Yep. There's probably video of it being on the news on youtube or something. Nobody knew it was her because some of her hair got burned off, so there's nobody like, harassing her, but it was pretty goddamn funny.

Shamu thinks he rules my apartment.

How do you just ignore smells? Unless you're going to be like those weird Chinese people who wear surgical masks over their faces all day when they're outside, or maybe they wear them inside too. Though I don't know how much that would really dull down your sense of smell. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't go to many punk shows. I don't get how you can embrace a culture that loves to not bathe. Showering is fun. It's good. Being clean is NICE. Embrace the clean, people!

And now there's zombies, awesome. It could be like my very own action movie, really. Resident Evil, that had zombies, right? (Sue me, I don't watch a lot of movies.)

Shamu's a cat, of course he rules the apartment.

It's like mentally going "I'm not LISTENENING TO YOU" only with my nose. It's hard to explain, and no, no masks, those look dorky.

Yeaaaah, not so much. I don't do concerts a lot mostly because of the ears though. Earplugs only do so much.

They were pretty not awesome at the time.

Right. That makes sense. Exactly only abstractly and not really practically but I believe you that it works.

So there's like a list of "Things Kyle Does Not Do" because of the heightened everything, huh?

Most things that are awesome when you're thinking about them while sitting around at home in your underwear are not so awesome when suddenly real.

Yeah. Mostly 'eat spicy nachos' and 'go places that stink'. Loud is like, the least bad, because I can wear earplugs if I gotta, so mostly if I do go to concerts it's in the back and with earplugs.

Yep. Like dinosaurs too. Those? Sucked. Ate my fingers.

You know the music sounds the best in the back anyway because everything's calibrated to sound good to the sound guys in the booth.

Uh, what?

Crazy eco-terrorists with dinosaurs while a bunch of us were on a field trip. The fingers grew back.

Right. And now I'm going to go swim or shoot something maybe. You know, something that makes sense.

Now that, we can agree on. I've never met so many giant bugs intent on eating me. Or lizards, for that matter.

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