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I thought cats were supposed to be independent and not needing anyone for anything. So where do the demand for petting come in? If you're that independent shouldn't you be above needing others to pet you? (Also, that bite left punctures, that's damn adamant about petting.)

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Yeaaaah, I'm gonna totally be stealing that from you. Because yeah, it totally applies. And now when Nate sees this, he's gonna laugh at me, I just know it.

It never USED to be complicated. Or.. I guess, no more like I didn't KNOW it was complicated. My head makes my head hurt.

Steal away. There is ALWAYS something to pick on Nate about, though. If he starts laughing at you it's just a matter of picking one of those things to bring up.

Ignorance is bliss. You're not the embodiment of that statement, congratulations. Go do something less head hurt inducing. Like eating. Or running. Or amateur porn.

I think I'll stick to Eating and running. The third one, well, nobody wants to see that. Except maybe those weird people with the "I think I'm an animal" thing.

And seriously, do those people ever actually think about what it'd be like to have fangs and claws and sensitive ears and nose? I mean, seriously? Claws are farking high-maintenance, and its' not just "Oh hai my nose works good" when it's something I want to smell or I need it, it's on ALL THE TIME.

Which reminds me, I gotta go clean Shamu's box again. I swear, that cat makes more poop.

Furries, you mean? Nah, you're not cutesy, fluffy animal for them enough I don't think. Though you could turn into your very own niche market of porn maybe.

Of course they don't. Real people don't have claws and fangs as far as they're concerned. I mean, I don't know what it's like to have claws and fangs and I wouldn't know where to start on the imagining scale either. I could live without the nose. God, I can imagine your nose in a morgue or battlefield or just the crappy part of town and, well, no thanks.

You named your cat Shamu? That's just wrong. At least it's not Tuna.

I think I'll stick to college and the X-Men. Porn seems like it'd be a bad career choice for me.

Yeah, my nose isn't a lot of fun on bad garbage days.

Technically he's Shamu, Jr. There's a story, but basically, he's a black-and-white cat, and Marie, uh, she's not here right now but she's the girl with the brown hair with teh white streak when she does come back, very Southern, pretty cute, wears gloves a lot because of powers stuff, she had to rescue the real Shamu in San Diego when there was a earthquake, and so, well, she and I ended up rescueing my Shamu in KC, so I just had to.

Hence the use of the word "amateur." It can be recreational porn. Yeah, I have no idea where I'm going with that thought so I should just cut it off.

Or near the homeless? I don't even want to know how strong the stench of urine is to you. Though, dead bodies kind of takes the cake on bad smells for me.

Cute. The real Shamu? As in the orca? Thank you for reminding me how normal my life used to be. You people and your weird ass adventures. I had a tuxedo cat once. He was a cool cat, very suave, total cat player.

There's a lot of stuff I have to basically ignore. Anything that comes out of the body, so all the wastes, blood, pretty stinky. Also very annoying? People who don't shower. Not, like, people who can't, because hey, that's not necessarily their fault, but people who don't. If you've got a 400 dollar iPhone and expensive shoes, and smell like you're 4 days unwashed, you are NOT COOL.

And yeah, the dead are pretty goddamn stinky. Also terrifying, you know, when they're dead and moving around. (And you thought the WHALE was freaky?)

Yep. There's probably video of it being on the news on youtube or something. Nobody knew it was her because some of her hair got burned off, so there's nobody like, harassing her, but it was pretty goddamn funny.

Shamu thinks he rules my apartment.

How do you just ignore smells? Unless you're going to be like those weird Chinese people who wear surgical masks over their faces all day when they're outside, or maybe they wear them inside too. Though I don't know how much that would really dull down your sense of smell. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't go to many punk shows. I don't get how you can embrace a culture that loves to not bathe. Showering is fun. It's good. Being clean is NICE. Embrace the clean, people!

And now there's zombies, awesome. It could be like my very own action movie, really. Resident Evil, that had zombies, right? (Sue me, I don't watch a lot of movies.)

Shamu's a cat, of course he rules the apartment.

It's like mentally going "I'm not LISTENENING TO YOU" only with my nose. It's hard to explain, and no, no masks, those look dorky.

Yeaaaah, not so much. I don't do concerts a lot mostly because of the ears though. Earplugs only do so much.

They were pretty not awesome at the time.

Right. That makes sense. Exactly only abstractly and not really practically but I believe you that it works.

So there's like a list of "Things Kyle Does Not Do" because of the heightened everything, huh?

Most things that are awesome when you're thinking about them while sitting around at home in your underwear are not so awesome when suddenly real.

Yeah. Mostly 'eat spicy nachos' and 'go places that stink'. Loud is like, the least bad, because I can wear earplugs if I gotta, so mostly if I do go to concerts it's in the back and with earplugs.

Yep. Like dinosaurs too. Those? Sucked. Ate my fingers.

You know the music sounds the best in the back anyway because everything's calibrated to sound good to the sound guys in the booth.

Uh, what?

Crazy eco-terrorists with dinosaurs while a bunch of us were on a field trip. The fingers grew back.

Right. And now I'm going to go swim or shoot something maybe. You know, something that makes sense.

Now that, we can agree on. I've never met so many giant bugs intent on eating me. Or lizards, for that matter.

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