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I thought cats were supposed to be independent and not needing anyone for anything. So where do the demand for petting come in? If you're that independent shouldn't you be above needing others to pet you? (Also, that bite left punctures, that's damn adamant about petting.)

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Pastrami is purple. Are you saying Catseye looks the same colour as pastrami?

Pastrami is more red than purple. You're the same color as eggplant, though. Not the same shade, but the same color. Also, while I'm totally cool with naked girls in my bed (or fur-covered as the case may be) comparing yourself to food just puts my brain in less than PG-rated places you may not want to be associated with.

She's a student, Smurfette. Maybe you should keep the sexual stuff to my journal instead of bringing students into your smutty mind?

She's a student who crawled into my bed, sweet cheeks. It was a warning, not a pick up line. I do have at least more decorum than that (shocking, I know).

Don't call me sweet cheeks. We've talked about this!
Yes you do have more decorum than that. I didn't know she'd crawled into your bed. That's kind of... wow. Did she... is she... I mean, should you tell the Xavier or something? Students hitting on teachers... we shouldn't be letting that happen, right?

You were being very sweet cheecks-esque, though.

It wasn't that kind of crawling into bed with me. She was a cat, literally. She just wanted petting and some bedspace and apparently her own personal Morgan heater. Wow, that sounds a lot more inappropriate when I put it like that, doesn't it?

Pretty inappropriate, yeah, but sadly enough I know you meant well. And I'm glad she likes you because if a cat showed up in my bed to shed fur all over me in the middle of the night, dropping it on my roommate would be the least painful thing I did to it.

She bit me and I was going to go drop her on Laurie 'cause I assumed it was her cat and then POOF, the cat was a girl. That was odd. I'm glad I wasn't that awake at the time now that I think about it.

It's less creepy when you think about her as a cat and not a girl who turns into a cat. I like the cat version better anyway.

Wait... purple hair? Girl and cat? It's beginning to make sense.
That girl's in my math class. Odd speech patterns.

Yeah, that's the one. I think Angelo's got to have her for the hand to hand stuff because I'm pretty sure I don't. She talks like she's a moron but the cat seems kind of smart. Yes, I realize the contradiction going on in that statement.

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