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Yeah, that's the one. I think Angelo's got to have her for the hand to hand stuff because I'm pretty sure I don't. She talks like she's a moron but the cat seems kind of smart. Yes, I realize the contradiction going on in that statement.

It doesn't sit well with me but shooting them might be too far.

Google tells me that this woman in Boulder was fined for dying her dog pink. And all those dogs look so sad.

Put them on an island and then blow it up? Use them for the testing of nuclear weapons and/or biological weapons? Experimentation with cross-species organ implantation?

I'd be damn sad if someone dyed me pink, too. Well, I'd end up purple but that's not the point. No offense to pink people everywhere, but pink is not the color I'd want to be. I'd be pretty unhappy if you dyed me yellow, too. And aren't dogs colorblind anyway? All they'd know is you were torturing them and then cooing.

Um. I didn't mean it like that. They seem a little too severe. Maybe?

Being pink isn't so bad. Really. I guess when you're born with it you adjust? I'm quite a nice shade from sitting out all summer.

Dogs are colorblind I believe, but they would be able to smell the dye? Dye smells bad (even the non-toxic stuff).

We could try brainwashing or lobotomies instead if you'd like.

You were born pink? God, that's got to be loads better than just suddenly turning pink out of nowhere one day. Having your eyes turn red randomly? Not the most fun I've ever had.

Scent torture!

Those might not be good ideas either?

Well a lot babies are born pink, I just stayed that way? It was kinda out of nowhere in a way. I guess I'm used to it, can't imagine not being pink, or changing colors.

You're shooting holes in all my grand ideas here, kid.

I've changed colors. It comes with copying someone else's body, you get their color too. It's not so bad, really, especially when you can go back to your own color. Though that's only really true after you're used to the new color being your color. Until then it sucks.

I'm sorry. I just can't support violence.

That makes sense. Because it's in their genetic makeup. What else do you absorb? If I may ask?

Catseye thinks GrowlyBlueWoman is a lovely shade of blue!!! Mrrrrow!

I can. I'd make a crap self-defense teeacher otherwise. And technically brain washing isn't violent, per se.

If they're a mutant I can absorb powers and I copy psi-thingies, what the hell do they keep calling them? Thought patterns, basically. Not thoughts but the way you think and assemble information. Powers and thought patterns take time to absorb though. A physical copy is quick and easy to get.

Why thank you, Kitten. You're a lovely shade of lavender.

I don't growl when I'm coherent, for the record. Um, at least I don't think I do.

Catseye's ... uh, I guess you'd call it state-of-mind is sorta complicated. It's not like Rahne, who is a woman who turns into a wolf, it's .. uh, well, not really my place to tell but it's complicated.

None of the women I've dated were whiny. I mean, Clarice was kinda pathetic when she was nuked but I figure if you're gonna be nuked you GET to be pathetic.

Everyone's complicated, but no worries on not explaining. If it's not your place then it's not and if I'm meant to find out then I do. Simple as that. it's all about your clearance level in life.

I've dated some whiny women. I've also impersonated some men married to some damn whiny women. It's no fun. It's not all of them, just like all of them aren't psychotic, but it's enough of them.

Clearance level for life. That's a cool way of putting it. And yeah, I mean we're all complicated sorta, but some people are more... harder to explain. I mean, like, okay with me it's... wait, no, nevermind. When I have to re-write the sentence more than twice and it tries to turn into a bullet list, it's complicated enough to call complicated.

Catseye is NOT A KITTEN! If GrowlyBlueWoman calls Catseye a kitten one more time Catseye will BITE!

That's how I always thought of it. There's some stuff everyone's cleared to know and some stuff you will never, no matter how hard you try, have the clearance to find out about. It's just a matter of what your clearance level is for a certain situation or person or subject, y'know? Aye, if you get to a bullet list it's definitely complicated enough to qualify.

Catseye already bit. There's nothing wrong with being a kitten. Adrienne's a cupcake. Unless you want to be a sugarcube you're going to be kitten. You'll just have to live with it, love.

Yeaaaah, I'm gonna totally be stealing that from you. Because yeah, it totally applies. And now when Nate sees this, he's gonna laugh at me, I just know it.

It never USED to be complicated. Or.. I guess, no more like I didn't KNOW it was complicated. My head makes my head hurt.

Steal away. There is ALWAYS something to pick on Nate about, though. If he starts laughing at you it's just a matter of picking one of those things to bring up.

Ignorance is bliss. You're not the embodiment of that statement, congratulations. Go do something less head hurt inducing. Like eating. Or running. Or amateur porn.

I think I'll stick to Eating and running. The third one, well, nobody wants to see that. Except maybe those weird people with the "I think I'm an animal" thing.

And seriously, do those people ever actually think about what it'd be like to have fangs and claws and sensitive ears and nose? I mean, seriously? Claws are farking high-maintenance, and its' not just "Oh hai my nose works good" when it's something I want to smell or I need it, it's on ALL THE TIME.

Which reminds me, I gotta go clean Shamu's box again. I swear, that cat makes more poop.

Catseye is going to bite WrongNamesWoman! Kittens are Silly! Catseye is not a Kitten!

Furries, you mean? Nah, you're not cutesy, fluffy animal for them enough I don't think. Though you could turn into your very own niche market of porn maybe.

Of course they don't. Real people don't have claws and fangs as far as they're concerned. I mean, I don't know what it's like to have claws and fangs and I wouldn't know where to start on the imagining scale either. I could live without the nose. God, I can imagine your nose in a morgue or battlefield or just the crappy part of town and, well, no thanks.

You named your cat Shamu? That's just wrong. At least it's not Tuna.

Alright, sugarcube, have it your way.

I think I'll stick to college and the X-Men. Porn seems like it'd be a bad career choice for me.

Yeah, my nose isn't a lot of fun on bad garbage days.

Technically he's Shamu, Jr. There's a story, but basically, he's a black-and-white cat, and Marie, uh, she's not here right now but she's the girl with the brown hair with teh white streak when she does come back, very Southern, pretty cute, wears gloves a lot because of powers stuff, she had to rescue the real Shamu in San Diego when there was a earthquake, and so, well, she and I ended up rescueing my Shamu in KC, so I just had to.

Hence the use of the word "amateur." It can be recreational porn. Yeah, I have no idea where I'm going with that thought so I should just cut it off.

Or near the homeless? I don't even want to know how strong the stench of urine is to you. Though, dead bodies kind of takes the cake on bad smells for me.

Cute. The real Shamu? As in the orca? Thank you for reminding me how normal my life used to be. You people and your weird ass adventures. I had a tuxedo cat once. He was a cool cat, very suave, total cat player.