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[x_copycat]

The question of the night: What do you suppose the cops will say when the guy with the broken elbow, knees and hand turns up at the ER and claims his assailant looked exactly like him only in different clothes? I don't actually know if you can fix broken knees. I guess they could give him synthetic replacements, though. An elbow is a bitch to heal, takes forever.

He won't be tagging any houses for a while, though.

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[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

If you need to check your organizer for whether or not you can bake muffins I'd gather you are too bloody busy, Peaches. (BTW, your bf has been grinning for a fucking week. It's sort of disturbing at this point.)

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You think his grinning is disturbing, you should talk to Jean-Phillipe about the amount I'm doing. I may never let him leave again at this point.

I have some cupcake baking time this weekend, but that all depends on whether said boyfriend decides to kidnap me for the weekend or not. He was saying something about not letting me do anything.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You're all pod people as far as I'm concerned.

Then you probably shouldn't count on doing anything. He makes good on those threats generally and I'm pretty sure his client doesn't need him for anything over the weekend so far.